In my spamful inbox I found the following subject line: How can sirap salvage her image this time?

Sirap?

The stuff you put on your pankakks?

So I clicked it - which sirap is best for salvaging someone's image? Tabble? Mapple? Koarn? - and realized that it's another - another! - ad for that Paris Hilton sex vid. Or maybe it's the Purys Hilton sex vid. The email behaved as if I had surrendered all my possessions to the Maharishi Mahesh or finally given up the demon rum, beguiling me with this come-on: "Dear Sir/Madam - thank you for coming this far. The next step will take you to the scandal of the year; The Hilton (hotel chain)heiress who can be seen having sex with Rick Solomon. I hope you will enjoy it and solve the world mystery! Best wishes T." Oh, the hotel chain heiress. That one. I thought they were talking about the woman here, but I guess not. That's one more world mystery solved.

Actually, if you poured sirap on Purys Hilton, I imagine it would improve her image, mostly by dint of covering her face.

parode - exode