2022-12-29 - CQB
2022-12-28 - A Rubricationary Tale
2022-12-27 - As it turns out
2006-09-06 - gone camping
2005-04-07 - knuckle down
2005-04-07 - pieta pit
2005-03-31 - deluxe
2005-03-26 - hiatus
2005-03-17 - sobriety, part 2
2005-03-16 - sobriety, part 1
2005-03-15 - crosshairs, sort of
2005-03-13 - procedure
2005-03-11 - polestar
2005-03-10 - metal detector
2005-01-30 - terror nostalgia
2004-09-08 - gordon
2004-06-25 - the movement
2004-06-12 - all times like the present
2004-06-10 - more trip, no money, etc.
2004-05-31 - You can lead me to a disaster film but you can't make me shut up about it
2004-05-27 - fewer words from Productobot
2004-05-25 - the long one, with the funny stuff up top and the serious at the bottom, so you can take your pick
2004-05-15 - it takes a nation of vending machine novelty toys to hold us back
2004-05-12 - o foul scirocco
2004-05-05 - spam - tachyons - apes
2004-05-03 - a harvest moon at summerisle productions
2004-05-03 - a romp around southern ontario
2004-04-23 - Club Downtown
2004-04-13 - more states
2004-04-12 - the states
2004-03-29 - growing oranges in alaska
2004-03-24 - an easter island of the mind
2004-03-15 - wide-mouth tyrant rampages through tennessee in search of preserves
2004-03-12 - watch that coconut
2004-03-08 - delicates from twenty stories up
2004-02-27 - minutes from rock 'n' prole morning
2004-02-23 - postvarication
2004-02-22 - city of particle board and freeway
2004-02-10 - extra portions of palinode for only thirty further seconds of reading - a bargain
2004-02-04 - oh fussy father, take your meat
2004-02-03 - weather, bees, fall over
2004-01-26 - Apples are not the fruitiest fruit
2004-01-13 - a private service annoucement
2004-01-12 - advice for the end times
2004-01-08 - the sleepy palinode, he writes
2004-01-05 - content-suckers from Alpha Centauri will be at the Holiday Inn every alternating Wednesday until March. Five dollar cover.
2004-01-02 - the bitter sting of Sting
2003-12-28 - a Festive Greeting from the Palinode
2003-12-17 - ahgs an sossidge (an a seiduh toest)
2003-12-15 - you should not have come here
2003-12-11 - the age of Vanamundi has come at last. Retrieve your sunscreen.
2003-12-09 - confess
2003-12-08 - a life in chicken pot pies and pat�
2003-12-04 - change your life now Palinod qwwgkjjchszx
2003-12-03 - a silence comes across the hall
2003-12-02 - bleet
2003-11-27 - just scratchin' some vinyl, layin' down a beat about a man from Galilee...
2003-11-25 - he is a busy man, and weary of the Cathars
2003-11-18 - hilltop
2003-11-05 - and now it's nova scotia
2003-11-03 - in newfoundland
2003-10-30 - it's an update
2003-10-21 - palinode devours his grunion
2003-10-15 - I'm sick and dizzy. Here's what I'm thinking.
2003-10-15 - the day of the codpiece
2003-10-08 - untitled tephromance in three acts
2003-10-08 - California, two million morons strong
2003-10-02 - Me, I wrote this entry myself, I did
2003-09-29 - an underworld baedecker
2003-09-26 - one swift grump
2003-09-25 - a scrub is a guy who can't get no love from soy
2003-09-23 - regular shatner
2003-09-21 - a weekend work party moment with Meatwave
2003-09-18 - another kick at the GOOGSHOF can
2003-09-16 - instant muttoner
2003-09-16 - happy one ten
2003-09-15 - the day of the lagomorph
2003-09-12 - Plan 9 from Washington
2003-09-11 - sub specie fatuitas
2003-09-09 - Once More, with Neutrons
2003-09-05 - roof comes down on all the simple dreams
2003-09-04 - the punks in the park smoke cigarettes, all the livelong day
2003-09-02 - Cheap tickets to the ASCII virtual tour of the Burger King University still available if you act now. So lay still until they pass overhead.
2003-08-25 - In the palace of empty rooms, cantos I-VIII
2003-08-20 - uncle george and the mooncow
2003-08-18 - radian flab dance
2003-08-15 - PALINODE'S COSTA RICA FACTBOOK
2003-08-14 - Palinode's teen-friendly Emergency Response Vehicle will be in your neighborhood next Saturday.
2003-08-13 - The Emergency Management Cycle Four Phase Principal Element Checklist Comparative Matrix in Full Effect
2003-08-11 - 3, 2, 1, Atomize!
2003-08-08 - Part 1 of the history of Fleischmann's Drycleaning
2003-08-06 - summer games
2003-07-31 - larnin' from darpa
2003-07-30 - local politics
2003-07-29 - anrufenkrieg
2003-07-28 - in the heat, nothing happens
2003-07-24 - radiation sickness
2003-07-23 - a trip to the dentist and a protest against rheostatutory laws
2003-07-22 - it's my birthday and i'll mutter if i want to
2003-07-21 - pure gold braslet it carn't brake i can sent it in the post.
2003-07-18 - rootin'...tootin'...spittin'...
2003-07-15 - love gonna tear us up, y'all
2003-07-10 - an entry unrelated to the charmless Clay Aiken
2003-07-09 - penny-a-lining for nix, for nix
2003-07-08 - a visit from Googler Perón
2003-07-07 - Zardozed into oblivion
2003-07-04 - still exploding after all these years
2003-07-03 - 404'd!
2003-06-27 - more and better brand awareness in about 400 words
2003-06-24 - Manchmal brauche ich ein bischen Finesse.
2003-06-22 - chrs nd drnk yr sctch n th rcks
2003-06-17 - consider being stuck in an elevator with a wasp's nest
2003-06-16 - you bastards, I'm heart smart, I am, I am
2003-06-13 - fifth story so far about a severed leg
2003-06-12 - from the Kook's Museum
2003-06-11 - Showing and hiding his inevitable origin of average hair
2003-06-05 - You come expecting entries and receive only bags of dried fruit.
2003-06-04 - from the interview sessions
2003-06-03 - how to sleep
2003-06-02 - Hugo, Man Of 1000 Faces Day
2003-05-31 - Any minute I'm going to stop typing and go to bed. Any minute now.
2003-05-30 - geestelijk huisvuil
2003-05-28 - Interests: some at heart, many yours, all best, low rates, preserved in brine, thank you sirs and good evening
2003-05-27 - nihil ex tilborg
2003-05-26 - porcus ex nihilo
2003-05-22 - by their pants ye shall know them
2003-05-21 - Smell the flowers, itch, wheeze, hurl, convulse, die in Nova Scotia
2003-05-15 - poor puppy
2003-05-14 - Is there any other kind of julep, or does it just come in mint?
2003-05-12 - If you can beekeep your head about you, then I'd like to see that
2003-05-09 - things that don't especially make me want to shoop
2003-05-07 - mondo mutants
2003-05-05 - Minutes from the Meeting of the Nia Peeples Party Machine Mechanics Union
2003-05-01 - Palinode rates it all and stops for salad
2003-04-28 - Sex and ogre. I mean gore.
2003-04-24 - Andromedan Idol
2003-04-22 - the savings on the mount
2003-04-21 - in hartford the clowns run screaming
2003-04-16 - a fraught announcement
2003-04-15 - your vaganzic interlude
2003-04-14 - go forth, my child, and manage a sub shop
2003-04-10 - fright mullet
2003-04-07 - death be not extra fancy
2003-04-04 - one short sleep past
2003-04-03 - to the subscription department
2003-04-01 - I also saw Igby Goes Down
2003-03-27 - To Sal: keep on cruising! Best, Harrison.
2003-03-25 - let them eat fusion cuisine
2003-03-24 - Hey you! Blah! Blah! Blah!
2003-03-21 - Sdialing for dollars, Walter - I hate that.
2003-03-19 - Looking for The Lotus
2003-03-19 - log on to shriekingcoworkerrant.com
2003-03-17 - a mighty fortress is our Voltron
2003-03-17 - I also watched The Wicker Man
2003-03-14 - sinking my jengaship
2003-03-13 - bright herrings on the dock
2003-03-11 - the league of crafty seducrists
2003-03-11 - chicken Willis
2003-03-05 - lunchtime with beater and lush
2003-03-04 - the adventures of Moose the moose
2003-03-03 - incredulous responses
2003-02-28 - nul � chier
2003-02-27 - watatatow!
2003-02-25 - the utility closet doors swing wide
2003-02-25 - days of ass-radio
2003-02-23 - dubious joys of symmetry
2003-02-21 - a Nixon rampant
2003-02-20 - grotesquapalooza
2003-02-19 - wanted: one (1) excitementalist
2003-02-18 - the power of fruit '03
2003-02-14 - a time for love and meatballs
2003-02-12 - I was a Merovingian accountant
2003-02-09 - get your ECK on
2003-02-05 - Tremble, for I am humptrous in thy sight
2003-02-03 - it's a CSI Miami marathon
2003-02-03 - selections from the WPA Film Archive
2003-02-03 - Kaufman's revenge
2003-02-01 - tourist
2003-01-28 - quebec has a deadly history of road accidents
2003-01-30 - the ring in your tub is the dirt from the adware cowboy
2003-01-28 - scourge of child prostitution
2003-01-25 - eggstraordinary
2003-01-24 - pork is a healthy choice
2003-01-23 - lunch combo G
2003-01-23 - a good start