Once more dyed the rich red colour of sockeye salmon

real outfits for the lads: Smug Mountie is drunk with lemonade and power
real outfits for the lads: future redneck rancher is two seconds away from whuppin' you
real outfits for the lads: you can't see it, but this kid's wearing chaps.
Flashy Gene Autry sling style holster, with artificial firearm and Curse of Gene Autry
Real outfits for the panicked Home Front

Vitals

Written by the guy who hums to himself as he paws through the dumpster

Fueled by rage and fresh roasted peanuts

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Die Schmutz

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Can't Stop the Link:
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The Modern Word
open brackets
smartypants
friday-films
luvabeans
buzzflash
new world disorder
sex & guts!
the memory hole
national pist
Milkmoney or Not
mirabile visu
The Web Revolution!

Fueled by rage and fresh roasted peanuts

it's a CSI Miami marathon

Starting now I'm going to stop calling my wife Fassbinder on this site and start calling her Lotus. Or rather, The Lotus. It's not really fair to compare her to a dead German junkie film director, especially in Kamikaze '89, in which he stumbled around like a weary drunk in a leopard print suit for two hours or so.

WHAT THE TV AND THE LOTUS SAID TO EACH OTHER THIS EVENING

TV: This is amazing!

The Lotus: Yeah, a disposable cutting board! What the fuck is wrong with our culture?

TV: It's a pretty handy invention, you know...

The Lotus: I mean really!

TV: What more could possibly happen to SHOCK you?

The Lotus: Why is that bra over there? The one I've been looking for?

Palinode: I don't know.

The Lotus: Do I just get naked everywhere? Maybe I should be like normal people and get naked in one or two places.

Palinode: Then the spark and vitality would go out of our relationship.

TV: It's a CSI Miami marathon!

Retracted on 2003-02-03::8:38 p.m.


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