Starting now I'm going to stop calling my wife Fassbinder on this site and start calling her Lotus. Or rather, The Lotus. It's not really fair to compare her to a dead German junkie film director, especially in Kamikaze '89, in which he stumbled around like a weary drunk in a leopard print suit for two hours or so.WHAT THE TV AND THE LOTUS SAID TO EACH OTHER THIS EVENING
TV: This is amazing!
The Lotus: Yeah, a disposable cutting board! What the fuck is wrong with our culture?
TV: It's a pretty handy invention, you know...
The Lotus: I mean really!
TV: What more could possibly happen to SHOCK you?
The Lotus: Why is that bra over there? The one I've been looking for?
Palinode: I don't know.
The Lotus: Do I just get naked everywhere? Maybe I should be like normal people and get naked in one or two places.
Palinode: Then the spark and vitality would go out of our relationship.
TV: It's a CSI Miami marathon!
Retracted on 2003-02-03::8:38 p.m.
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