You probably haven't noticed, but a change is taking place on the internet. A sea change. A revolution. It's the change we have longed for, wished for, dreaded, hidden from under furniture. Etc. It's the automatic content generator Vanamundi, the world's first and only - only! - self-generated, autonomous blog. Myself (Mr. Node) and my friend (Mr. Visu) have perpetrated and perpetuated a revolution. Round it goes.
So. Be on your best behaviour, smile at your neighbours, tithe some, and pray that Vanamundi (he loves you guys!) never comes for you. Yeah, never slips beneath your lintel at night and possesses, with long pale fingers (he loves you guys!), your very souls. Oh, tremble. Wretches? Sure, wretches, tremble.
Please refer to Mirabile Visu for further information and heretical teachings about the Miracles of Vanamundi (He who Loves You Guys). Pray that you do not blog about him in winter!
Retracted on 2003-12-11::12:46 a.m.
parode - exode