Once more dyed the rich red colour of sockeye salmon

real outfits for the lads: Smug Mountie is drunk with lemonade and power
real outfits for the lads: future redneck rancher is two seconds away from whuppin' you
real outfits for the lads: you can't see it, but this kid's wearing chaps.
Flashy Gene Autry sling style holster, with artificial firearm and Curse of Gene Autry
Real outfits for the panicked Home Front

Vitals

Written by the guy who hums to himself as he paws through the dumpster

Fueled by rage and fresh roasted peanuts

Design by
Die Schmutz

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Fueled by rage and fresh roasted peanuts

confess

Somebody scotched my tape.

What can this mean? If you can go out and buy Scotch Tape, certainly somebody, somewhere, took that tape and scotched it. Therefore somebody:

Blocked my tape with a wedge or chock in order to stop it from rolling away, but if so I didn't receive this wedge or chock with my purchase and therefore want my money back;

Made a small cut, groove or incision in my tape, which serves no purpose. I want my money back.

Put an abrupt end or halt to my tape, which is inconvenient, because I needed that last bit;

Injured the tape so as to render it harmless, as in the pinioning of troublesome geese. This I approve of.

Soaked my tape in Scotch, which explains the flavour.

Retracted on 2003-12-09::4:45 p.m.


parode - exode


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