Once more dyed the rich red colour of sockeye salmon

real outfits for the lads: Smug Mountie is drunk with lemonade and power
real outfits for the lads: future redneck rancher is two seconds away from whuppin' you
real outfits for the lads: you can't see it, but this kid's wearing chaps.
Flashy Gene Autry sling style holster, with artificial firearm and Curse of Gene Autry
Real outfits for the panicked Home Front

Vitals

Written by the guy who hums to himself as he paws through the dumpster

Fueled by rage and fresh roasted peanuts

Design by
Die Schmutz

Worthwhile Palinode Pages:
Humpty's Menu:
one - two - three - four - five - six - seven - eight - nine - ten - eleven - twelve - thirteen - fourteen

Can't Stop the Link:
palinode's bloggier blog
The Modern Word
open brackets
smartypants
friday-films
luvabeans
buzzflash
new world disorder
sex & guts!
the memory hole
national pist
Milkmoney or Not
mirabile visu
The Web Revolution!

Fueled by rage and fresh roasted peanuts

Looking for The Lotus

Pal: Hello, I'm back from lunch. Anything happen while I was gone?
Mari's Sister: No. Nothing.
Judas the Viking: Oh, your wife called.
Mari's Sister: Oh yeah, your wife called.
Pal: When did she call?
Mari's Sister: Right after you left. She wanted to know when you were getting off.
Pal: Did she say where she'd be?
Mari's Sister: No, she said Arrrghhh.

[Ring]
Lotus' Choice: Hello, [my wife's] gift shop.
Pal: Hello.
LC: Hey, how ya doin'.
Pal: Good. How 'bout you.
LC: Good.
Pal: Good. Hey, is The Lotus still there? I know it's a long shot at four o' clock, but I thought I'd chance it.
LC: She left at three fifteen.
Pal: Do you know where she went?
LC: No. She's either home or... not home.
Pal: Okay. I'll look for her at home first.
LC: Okay.
Pal: There's fewer rooms there.

[Ring]
Pal: Hello, [local documentary production concern].
The Lotus: Hello there.
Pal: The Lotus speaking.
The Lotus: No.
Pal: No?
The Lotus: No. Well, I am now.
Pal: You're speaking?
The Lotus: Yeah.
Pal: Okay, 'bye.
The Lotus: No, I'm speaking.
[The rest of the conversation is mostly pleasant chit-chat, so I've made up a more exciting version for you]
Pal: Sorry. I was just being funny.
The Lotus: You need to sit down some time and figure out what your modge�anc is.
Pal: Gottes wrath ybarre!

Okay, no one needs this.

In other news, the ass on the billboard is back. The work of vandals or indefatigable nature?

Retracted on 2003-03-19::4:56 p.m.


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