Pal: Hello, I'm back from lunch. Anything happen while I was gone?
Mari's Sister: No. Nothing.
Judas the Viking: Oh, your wife called.
Mari's Sister: Oh yeah, your wife called.
Pal: When did she call?
Mari's Sister: Right after you left. She wanted to know when you were getting off.
Pal: Did she say where she'd be?
Mari's Sister: No, she said Arrrghhh.
[Ring]
Lotus' Choice: Hello, [my wife's] gift shop.
Pal: Hello.
LC: Hey, how ya doin'.
Pal: Good. How 'bout you.
LC: Good.
Pal: Good. Hey, is The Lotus still there? I know it's a long shot at four o' clock, but I thought I'd chance it.
LC: She left at three fifteen.
Pal: Do you know where she went?
LC: No. She's either home or... not home.
Pal: Okay. I'll look for her at home first.
LC: Okay.
Pal: There's fewer rooms there.
[Ring]
Pal: Hello, [local documentary production concern].
The Lotus: Hello there.
Pal: The Lotus speaking.
The Lotus: No.
Pal: No?
The Lotus: No. Well, I am now.
Pal: You're speaking?
The Lotus: Yeah.
Pal: Okay, 'bye.
The Lotus: No, I'm speaking.
[The rest of the conversation is mostly pleasant chit-chat, so I've made up a more exciting version for you]
Pal: Sorry. I was just being funny.
The Lotus: You need to sit down some time and figure out what your modge�anc is.
Pal: Gottes wrath ybarre!
Okay, no one needs this.
In other news, the ass on the billboard is back. The work of vandals or indefatigable nature?
Retracted on 2003-03-19::4:56 p.m.
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