Mari's Sister pointed out that I didn't talk about The Wicker Man yesterday, even though the entry's title was etcetera etcetera, see entry for details. So in the spirit of etcetera etcetera, here is:
A COMPREHENSIVE GUIDE FOR UPTIGHT UBER-CHRISTIAN COPS ON PAGAN SCOTTISH ISLES
- Bring backup.
- Have sex with Britt Ekland. Even if you don't know that it will save your life, it can't hurt.
- Clamp down on the British folk music right quick.
- If you're investigating a crime on a remote island with climactically unusual produce, ask if you've been lured there as a pagan blood sacrifice.
- Check for a large wicker man.
- Bring a comb for Christopher Lee's hair. Burn his piano.
- Stop lecturing the people about Jesus and run like hell.
A LINK OR TWO FOR YOU
1,100 heterosexual Canadians. Now we're in business.
Two men do not dream the same dream, unless the dream is about a talking carp.
EVIL WIZARD UPDATE
Today Evil Wizard (see Humpty's menu one, fourth paragraph) or two) is perched atop an upright blank 30 minute Betacam SP tape, which I bought in a panicky moment in Newfoundland, unable to shake the notion that Mamiya and I would run out of tapes in the field and come home fired. I bought three 30 minute tapes, lost the receipt and ended up finishing all the interviews and b-roll footage with the tapes we'd brought along. Who wants to buy some Beta tapes? Twenty dollars Canadian each, and I'll take you out dancing afterwards.
Retracted on 2003-03-17::10:36 p.m.
parode - exode
